Hello boys and girls. i don't really know why i'm on the team for this thing, but. Write only. Eh! Maybe someone should start guys of doc also ah. But actually hard work eh this thing. Prince not bad.

Today our specimen is rach. Aiya. I can’t find a better word. Sorry. Yall get the point. So first, she is very famous. Everybody knows rach. Eh she singer. Don’t anyhow know. I think she go s’pore idol own everybody. But I not saying the s’pore idol people very lousy lah. (actually..) On top of that, her style is amazing. Woahh, best. Her fashion is killer man. Next time she open her own fashion line. Everybody watch out. Confirm won’t be like the July at paradiz. Oh yeah. Also she very smart. Bio champion. Later top MG. Higher than top also can. Actually higher than top is still top. But anyway. She is very hardworking. I wish I had her discipline man. O level sure single digit. Role model. Eh. But actually she is a very nice person. She got big heart. Wu xim. Got feeling. And she’s a good friend. Actually I don’t know everything but should be lah.

Yeah that’s all. I don’t know how to write leh. Err.. anything you ownself ask her lah. Okay steady.
Dalton

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Made a move at 9:30 PM

Girls of DOC - Hui Jialun, girl with the nice hair
Authors - Prince J. Benedict and Dr Dre the fighter soundman

so number 2 hui jialun. the leading clubber in DOC. she knows all the latest grooves and happenings in the singapore niteclub scene.

last time go zouk damn funny sia. i didn't even think she will come. then she left halfway and i met her outside. then she damn angry cos the music damn loud and damn smelly. hahaha..but really. i can see the potential in her. i dun see her in church alot nowadays. mixing around with bad company lurh..haha anyway next time i MUST go clubbing with her. i heard got alot of guys ask her dance. i also want. and oh! daryl kissed me yesterday. so yea wth. now to Dr Dre...



Good day to everyone, and I, André, (whether luckily or unluckily) am here to aid (the) prince on his royal conquest, his ‘series’ on the girls of DOC. Unfortunately, you will not be viewing stunning pieces of work, as my writing pales in comparison to the Wongs! But anyhow, lets get started!

So today, we have Hui Jialun, the one with the interesting HUI as her surname... and this surname, is rather interesting, not pronounced as people would usually pronounce ‘hui’, but pronounced (somewhat like) ‘hweee’. So our Ms Hui is the one with an interesting pronunciation and special surname. Now I just got to know her last year, but she is a familiar face nonetheless to the rest. And people beware; before you think of making your move, be it approaching, talking, joking or jacking (www.jack.com - no it doesn’t exist) her, bear in mind the immense capabilities of this cucumber. Beneath the façade of the (supposedly) pleasant voice, lies the scream of a banshee… ready to rip forth any moment. But she will not stop there! A cucumber she is..because she believes so much that she is cool, as cool as a cucumber. As a result, she attempts to surround herself with cool people all the time. A pity though, that we are often not present. Therefore, she resorts to having her fellow St. Nicks pal with her most of the time, Michelle Tan.

I do not know if she really is available at the moment, (you could always check with yeronn) BUT just bear in mind… if you wanna get some fresh cucumbers…. Come prepared…. So now, excuse me while I run off to get myself some earmuffs before she comes after me with her trademark scream.
I wish you all the best.


peace out from the team
stay happy, merry and smooth


oh yea we do have a team now. basically the older doc guys
im the coordinator, leon is chief editor meaning he takes care of layout and pictures and the other stuff editors do that i have no idea about, dalton is one of the writers along with Dr Dre and elliot is our technical advisor meaning he takes care of pictures and stuff. ok i may have got the order wrong and forgot to include some ppe but that's basically abt it

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Made a move at 9:26 PM

Girls Of DOC - Michelle Wong. All you need to know about this absolute charmer.
Speakers - Prince J. Benedict and Kenneth Wong

ok so the first one is MICHELLE WONG!! our next fann wong ofcourse. she's been on tv many times already. had a pilot in kids central's Double Chin and had a guest appearance on channel 5's Heartlanders. then got one romantic scene also..she make out with one cheena quee..so lovey dovey aiyoh..

yes michelle is a bit crazy but really she's one for the future. she's got everything..the money..the looks..the guys..the CAREER PATH!! ohmygoodness..absolutely amazing. if she just got a bit of heck care attitude it would be just right. but i think that will come of age. i can see her as some very wise top actress..sth like the female version of Johnny Depp. but sorry she's taken already..by aaaa....hahaha

The extremely bored n distant correspondant- Kenneth Wong- on the earthlink.

Hello everyone my name is Kenneth Wong and I’m psyched up at this golden opportunity of hilariously entertaining and ravishing yall with the lowdown(heavily censored though) on the terror that has graced the walkways of my home for 15 enduring years. To partly concur with my main man Prince John Benny, Michelle perhaps has only enough charm to sweep those elusive penguins that only exist in her mind, off their feet and unfortunately it also just stops there; guess which direction they’d go after hanging out in mid air? Haha! Well, also if you think that her smile could save the day by melting the ice those penguins step(land) on, you may hmmmm perhaps just be correct(mentioned with more than a hint of sacarsm). Beware! Anyway, to prevent this entry from imploding upon its own length, I shall conclude with the classic of all time(pulp fiction intro style) which promises great balls of laughter that will likely leave your PANTS ripped from all that violent rolling on the ground. We’ll see if you’re still MASKED then. Haha XD(Like real I type liddat)

cone –
1. any cone-shaped artifact
2. a shape whose base is a circle and whose sides taper up to a point
3. cone-shaped mass of ovule- or spore-bearing scales or bracts

When we were at the Warwick Castle, Masked MC PANTS plucked a cone from a tree, ate it and threw up shortly after. Ever wondered why? Because McDonald’s Ice Cream is also served on cones mah!

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Made a move at 8:19 PM

i have never felt this sharp in a long time. i've actually been studying for my tests and doing my hwk properly as much as possible. slowly im getting better..and yesterday was daaaamn funny. haha basket doulet scared of ram sia..what the hell. anw today i played soccer after quite long..tiring sia. and oh yar banglah nite on saturday was really daaamn fun. haha the atmosphere was awesome and i won the best costume award! haha but then i lost the prize lar..hahaha sian..but it was the most fun i've had in a long time. the songs we sang after that..awesome..

anw..on my series in the month of august on doc girls..the first 'message' will be on friday. i still have no idea how im gonna go abt doing this so it will be a constantly evolving thing. jialun or michelle wong will be first. peace out
stay merry


you've got to be hilikus

Made a move at 10:20 PM